How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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