erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
whose parrot is this?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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