Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
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Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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