But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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