BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
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the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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