found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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