Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
The beer is more important than you right now.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Randomize