I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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