woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
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I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
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I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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