I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Houston, we have a blender
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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