No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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