I'm lost and stupid without you.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
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Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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