Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
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Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
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I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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