Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
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And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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