I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I didn't shave. On purpose
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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