Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
