its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
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he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
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I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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