Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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