Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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