No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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