i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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