I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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