I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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