After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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