: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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