absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
