I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
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That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
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I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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