why didn't you poke me back
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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