Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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