My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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