Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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