It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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