lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
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You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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