Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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