This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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