belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
All the doctor said was why
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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