what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
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Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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