guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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