will power is for people who don't want to get laid
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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