i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
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My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I would ride that face into the sunset
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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