He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
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since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
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Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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