so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I need a hoe opinion
go on
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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