Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
do nipples grow back?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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