For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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