but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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