Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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