All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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