I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
splinters make it hard to masturbate
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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