More tranny stories later!
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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