honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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