ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.