The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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