i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
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If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
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If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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